And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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