it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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