but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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