if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Too much gin, very little bucket
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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