His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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