why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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