i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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