Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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