Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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