I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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