Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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