who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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