is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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