I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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