me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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