Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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