the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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