hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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