Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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