She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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