I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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