i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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