actually, I'm a sock model
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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