I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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