"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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