apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My feet surprised me
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize