i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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