I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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