We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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It all started with a game of naked twister.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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