Me too!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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