I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
