Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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