yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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