I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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