we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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