Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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