Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
