I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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