Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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