so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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