he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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