you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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