A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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