I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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