Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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