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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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