We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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