i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just had sex bonerless
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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