I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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