i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I understand Curling. That high.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
me + whiskey = a bad person
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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