You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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