Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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