I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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