Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
