Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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