dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
itโs not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
Thatโs basically a green light to fuck his dad
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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