do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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